Hindi Funny Sms

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don�t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terh

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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
�i dont like that kind of sms ok?� :p ;->

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pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

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Kajol Aur Usama

Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi

Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum

Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

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Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai
To Kya Hota Hai?
.

.

.

.

Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo

Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Aur Kya?

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Friends I�m Collecting
Quaid�s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Ek Larka Ek Larki
Aha Aha

Adhi Raat Ko
Oho Oho

Jungle Main
Wah Wah

Jhari K Peichay
Ouii

Sab Say Chup K
UFF

DABA DABA K
Aha Aha

Mango Kah Rahey They
Hahahahhah

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Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

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He said� Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said� No stupid, I�d love u no matter
who left you the money!

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Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

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You are a DOG�
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

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Phool bina�..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina�..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina�..

Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina�..Tumhara MOBILE bekaar

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

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risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai

ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai
khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab
hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.

Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.

Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin� Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi� aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says �MAA�!

Lady asks why did you call me �MAA�? machhar says, �Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!�.

Student SmS

Successful & Failure student
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?

A Beautiful Teacher.

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Teacher: You must never begin
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with �I is ��,
we donot use �is�� with �I�
Clever Student: Then why we say, �I is a vowel�

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Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p

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Birthday SMS
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi�.
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

1 Time 100rs Fine

2 Time 200

3 Time 500

Student: Sir �Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?�

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test
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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What r the people of Turkey called?
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don�t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

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Do u know diffrent between coffee shop & wine
shop..?
Simple..!Coffee shop is starting point of
love..
& Wine shop is end point of love G.Af

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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy
U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and
Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are
DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK IVE))

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Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch
the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks
in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own
rules�.

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Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay

Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola �Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

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College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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Adult SMS Jokes
Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain

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Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a
collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us
to success�

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Lamha - Lamha waqt guzar jayega� kuch lamho me exaam
aa jayega.. abhi waqt hai kuch parh lo, warna pass kya
Munna Bhai karwayega.

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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: �mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?�.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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har taraf parhai ka saya hai, paper me number kisne
paya hai, ham to jate hain larkiyan dekhne aur log
kahte hain dekho aaj phir parh ke aya hai

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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5 pts dat prove dat u r a normal student:

1)
unneccesary talk on phone is called �course
discussion�
2) plan 2 study each of d day-kal se
pakka
3) u�v al d data bt u study 1day b4 d
xam
4) rit now u r thinkin of fwdin dis msg 2 ur
frnds
5) on each point u smile,coz its true

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Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???

Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

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when u r in trouble always go to ur parents they will
give u a sound
advice

99% sound and 1%
advice

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother�s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i�ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Burraaah��

Sara syllabus padh liya�

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain�

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Human brain is the most outstanding object
in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

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EXam�s song by Munna bhai:
�Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
�Head, I go to sleep.�

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I�ll study:p

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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Islamic SmS

START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I
TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT
MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.

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Funny sms

Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

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If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE
is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN
HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.

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When earthly help s no avail,
When earthly help s no avail,
There s 1 friend who will never fail.
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,
For nobody knows the power of prayer.
*Have a worry free day*

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Namaz sa mut kaho,mujha kaam hai, bulka kaam sa kaho,mujha namaz pardni hai,

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Mustafa Jan E Rehmat per lakhon salam.
Shama E Bazm E hadayt per lakhon salam.
Noor ke chasme lehrae, darya bane
Ungleon ke karamt per lakhon Salam

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Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!

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Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de,
Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day,

Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar,
Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de,

Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil,
Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar dey,

Aameen


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Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith.

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My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable
superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to
perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is
revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.


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To live in a world
Full of love and peace
I am a Muslim
And Allah I praise
For all His blessings
Myvoice I raise

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Those who joyfully leave everything in GOD's hand will see God's hand in everthing. Worry ends where faith begins......GOD BLESS YOU

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1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
Don�t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
& Flight is always on time
Our good deeds will be our luggage
Islam will be our passport
Kalma will be our Visa
&
Grave will be our waiting lounge,
May you travel 2 heaven in 1st Class.
Ameen!!
Remember me in your prayer.

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in times of Difficulties dont ever say"Hey god i hav a big
problem"....instead say "Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD "and everyhing
will just be fine"....

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Islamic SmS

ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,

Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.


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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our
LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So
make the best move before CHECKMATE....

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�Muhammad�

Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
Se pura nikalta nahi
Aur
Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
Chum laite hain.

(try it)!

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

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Friend I have a special Iftar 4u
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Trust
And a Bowl of Prayers
Enjoy Your Iftar

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Ya Elahi rahm farma Mustafa (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ke waastay Ya RasoolAllah (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam karam kijiye ALLAH (Azzwajal kay waasitay Mushkilain hal kar shah-e-mushkil kusha ke waastay Kar balaain rad shaheed-e-karbala kay waasitay

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Benefit of Durood Shareef Whoever reads Durood Shareef ten times, ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty) sends one hundred mercies upon him. (At`targheeb wat`tarheeb, V2, P322)

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Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

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Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

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Hazrat Muhammad (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam)

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Agar rizq
aqal-o-danish se milta
tou jaanwar aur
bewaqoof zinda hii na
rehte �

(Hazrat Ali r.a.)

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Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
No foe, no storm i'll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am
safe for You are near.
ALLAH answers prayers in three ways:
He says Yes and gives you what you want.
He says No and gives you better.
He says Wait and gives you the

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A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky.

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rules to b happy,
1) Never hate
2) Don't worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

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ALLAH KI AZMAT DIL ME BITHAO WO TUMHE BAKSH DAIN GE

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Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna
Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna
Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna.

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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya:
�INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay,
Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai,
To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai,
Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY,
Phir NAIK LOGON K,
phir in say kum DARJAY walon k.�
(Ibne_Majah,H:4023)

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Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho
wo nakam nahin hota,

Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain
duniya walon se wabista hon.
�..Think�.



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Ae Allah!
Hai yeh dua,
Dil main mere ghar kar le,
tere siwa koi na ho,
Mujh pe aisa karam kar de,
Main hoon khata,
Khata hi khata,
Khali daman bhar de,

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Islam ki 5 Buniyade
1. Kalma e Tayyab - La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila
2. Namaz - 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai
3. Roza - har muslman par farz hai
4. Jakat - apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat
5. Hajj - Jiski janeki haisiyat hai

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Islamic SmS Messages Show mercy towards those who
"Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in
heaven will show mercy to you."

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The worst thief among people
"The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer,
by not doing rukoo' and sujood properly."

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Ae Allah main tujh see mangta/mangti kamil eeman or sacha yaqeen or kushada rizk or aajzi karnewala dil or tera zikar karnewali zaban or halal rozi or sachai dil ki toba ormot sai pehlai ki toba or mot kai waqat ka araam or marnai kai baad maghfirat or rehmat or hisab k waqat maafi or janat ka hasool or dozakh sia nijaat. mainye sab kuch maangta hoon teri rehmat kai waseeley sai ae bari maghfirat walay (ameen)


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Allah humma salli ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed. Allah hummabarik ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama barakta ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed.


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Dunia ki her fiza mai ujala rasool (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) Ap ko be ho mubbarik Roza Rasool(SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ka kash ka hamei hazoor ka didar ho jay or Allah (Azzwajal) Ke Mohabbat Naseeb ho jay Ameen

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Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa

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The most grateful of people to Allah
"The most grateful of people to Allah are those who are most grateful
to other people."

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When ever ur in trouble. don't look arround just say this slowly, Allah i love u and i need u, come into my heart now and show me the right direction.

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Adult SmS Jokes

Man:
Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?

Doc:
Yes 3 Mnths Normal
Next 3 Like Dog
Last 3 Like Wolf?

Man:
How Does Wolf Do?

Doc:
Sleep near the Hole & Cry.
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Nokri aur chhokri��.
.
Nokri aap kabhi bhi CHHOD sakte ho.
Chhokri aap kabhi bhi CH OD
sakte ho.
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Husband- i m going out for 5 days..
wife- ok but don�t surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u wiLl bE surprised.

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Ak 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya.
mother said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha d thi

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Wife:pehle daily kartethe,fir weekly,ab monthly karte ho.
Hubad:Pehle teri aisi()thi,
fir aisi( )hui,
ab aisi( )ho gayi,ab kya sir dalu

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Ek sardar bike rok kar helmet khuja raha tha.
Ek admi: helmet utarke khujao.
Sardar: chup�jab teri g@nd me khujli aye to kya pent utarke khujata he..

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preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?
jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai, sex raat ko 9 bajy hoga, chahey aap ho ya nahi.

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Honeymoon couple in Paris.
Wife-Shall we go to Effil tower 1st or the hotel room.
Husband- Pehle hotel room. Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.

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Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.
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Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui. Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga. Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.
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Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai�
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Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept, his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket
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On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. �kya mehsus kar rahi ho?�
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi?
GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir panty khile pe.
Sita: Fir?
Gta: fir mein b khile pe
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height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.

wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji, mein pregnant hu.
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Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..
Banta: Why?
Santa: I saw the label on her panties �OK TESTED - GULRAJ & SONS�
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Frst 4 days of girls:
1. Love me ,Don�t t!ouch me.
2. Touch me ,Don�t kiss me.
3. Kiss me ,Don�t fu ck me.
4. Fu ck me ,Don�t forget me.
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Child:Mom
is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom:lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child:Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti he
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1 bar 1 Buddi aurat mela dekhne Gai.
Mele me uske beg me koi bomb rakh gya.
1 aadmi bola bomb buddi bomb.
Buddi-bhai ab kaha ki bomb,
bo
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Arz hai

Teri Yad Mai
Hame Dast Lag Gae

thora ghor farmae

teri yaad mai
hame dast laggae

Ye bhi to anso hain

bus raste badal gae.
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Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?

Ans-
Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai
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girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain
ki waja se roti hai?

pappu:kaan mai ched

MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakhe
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Custmer:My wife needs a Bra but I dont know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate
Custmer:Oh I forgot she needs panties too
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1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
�ladka paida karne ka tarika batao�

RPLY aye

Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do

Himachali-Apple do

Gujrati-1 moka hame do
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Wo ap ki kon c cheez he jiska istemal ap nhi dusre bahot karte he!

Oye! tera nam yar�
tu g@nd samjha tha na
Chal koi bat nhi,hota he
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Wife-meri bra utaro

Husband-ye le

Wife-ab panty bhi utaro

Husband-ye bhi le

Wife- �khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne
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Muth maarne ne 10 fayede:
1-Self Reliance

2-Time convenience

3-Prevention of crime

4-Mental choice of lady

5-No risk of AIDS

6-No special place required

7-No wastage of cash

8-Easy to perform

9-No fear of early ejaculation

10-Guaranted
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why are girls more successful in SHARE MARKET?

bcoz they know

NICHE MEIN LENA HAI

OR UPAR MEIN DENA HAI
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1 boy doin sex with call girl
BOY- daily kitna kama leti ho?
CalGirl- 2000
BOY- Sach batao
CalGirl- Roji pe baithi hu, juth nahi bolungi
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Santa: me har ek ladki ka badi IZZAT se SANMAAN karta
hu..!
Banta: wo kaise ?
Santa: uske ane se pahle hi
CON DOM pahan le ta hu�!
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16girls Swiming pool me naha rahi thi,achanak!
Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya!
Pucho Q?
Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal
Gilepan ki chhutti

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Guy in lov wid Girl askd her 4 S.E.X.

Girl:�Apne bahut badi cheez mangi hai��

Boy: �Agar itni badi hai to rahene do.

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girl-1 sasti c breazer dena
salesman-g 60 ki
Girl-or sast
g 30 ki
or sasti
g 20 ki
or sasti
chotu! in ko 2 botal k dakan or sutli de

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A raand wearing jeans in a train, man saw her zip open says:
�Madam, ur LIPS are opened��
Woman: �Yeah, they want a cigarette��!

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malkin or nauker kidnap hue, or dono ka R A P E hua.
police: tumne unka chehra dekha tha?
nauker: malkin se pucho, mujhe to ULTA kiya tha.

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Boy-dadaji kya padh rahe ho. Dadaji-beta itihas boy-yeh to sex ki kitab lagti hai.
dadaji : beta mere liye to sex itihas hi bankar rah gaya

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Zardari SMS Jokes

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.

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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai��..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka��.

Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.

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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.

Ha ha ha ha

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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?

Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.

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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
�Kyon Maar Diya?�
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz�

Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!

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Ba Adab

Ba Mulahiza

Hoshiyar

Beghairat-e-Azam

Badshah-e-Kanjaran

Zaleel-ul-Mulk

Shahenshah-e-Jooa

Sardar-e-Haraami

Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

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New Urdu Lovely Shairy SMS

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

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SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY
JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY
AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI
KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY

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Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei
hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain
naam likh de hai zindagi terey
tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain

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chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra - urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.

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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon�..!!

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GetWell Soon SmS

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when i look in to your eyes:)i think somethink that money cant buy
tum laakh chupaoo chere se ahsaas humary chahat ka,dil jaab bhi tumhara dharakta hai awaaz yahaan tak aaty hai (lakin afsoos k hum dono chup hian )
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Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay
Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay

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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do
Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

Diwali SmS

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari
"Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe"
Happy Diwali

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Aai Aai Diwali Aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI

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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja ha

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Aaj se aap ke yaha dhan ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho
har dil par aapka raj ho, unnati ka sar par taj ho
ghar me shanti ka vas ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy diwali

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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka�. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho�
Happy 2008 Diwali

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Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye�
�Happy Diwali�

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Diwali aai, khushiya laye
Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,
Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye.
Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke
Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye.

�Happy Diwali�

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Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,
Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai,
Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai.
Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai.
Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai, bas aane ka intezaar hai
Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,
Phir naa kehnaa agle saal kaa intezaar hai

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Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

�HAPPY DIWALI�

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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy dewali�..

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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

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Barish/Rainy day SMS

Tip Tip barse pani....
Tip Tip barse pani.....
Tip Tip barse pani....

To kya Chaye barase gi?

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Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,
.
.
.
Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad. "Happy MoonSoon"

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai,
Aur barish main to,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sab he Mendak khush hotay hain.

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FunnySmS

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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain.

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Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay.

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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

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May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

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Aaj halki halki Baarish hai,
Aur sard hawa ka Raqs bhi hai,
Aaj phool bhi Nikhray Nikhray hain,
Aur in main tumhara Aks bhi hai,
Aaj Badal kalay Gehray hain,
Aur Chand pe lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon kay,
Bari dair se Dil main thehray hain,
Aaj yaad bohat tum aatay ho,
Aaj yaad bohat tum aatay ho.

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Bohat dinon se thi aasmanon ki ye Sazish,
Aaj poori hui unki ye Khuahish,
Bheeg lo apnon ko yaad kar kay,
Mubarak ho aapko July ki Pehli Barish.
"Happy Rainy Day"

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New Latest SmS Jokes

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Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai,
Barish kay her ik Qatray se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Badal jab garajta hai,
Dil ki dharkan barh jati hai,
Aur Dil ki her ik dharkan se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Jab taiz hawaen chalti hain,
To yaad tumhari aati hai,
Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai.

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Romantic SmS & Jokes

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi��

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You�re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can�t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can�t smile without you.

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If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

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FunnySmS

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I have 3 parts of my heart,
.
.
.
1st 4 my Allah,
.
.
2nd 4 my Family,
.
3rd 4 myFriends.

*

*

But no part 4 u,

Becoz,

U
R
My
Heart

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This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here� It�s me who live for you.

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If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine�
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

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A candle may melt
and it�s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

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Diwali SmS

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Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

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How long will you be special to me?

As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

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My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet�

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Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

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Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy

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Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

�I LOVE YOU�

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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

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If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes�
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips�..

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Love SMS

Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili

Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai
LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili

Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay
Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili

Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain
Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili

Uss Ko Gila RAha Kay Towaja Na Di Ussay
LIkin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat NAhi Mili

Har Shaqs Zindagi Main Bhout Durr Say Mila
Koi Bhi Chiz Hasb-e-Zarorat Nahi Mili

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Anjana Musafir

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai�

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Bass Itna Kehna

Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to
Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to
Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to
Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to
Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to
Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to
Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena
Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena
Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena
Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana
Magar bass itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main
Humain dil se pukaro ge
Humain tum saath pao ge.

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Apne haatho se

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho�

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho�

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho�

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho�

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho�

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho�