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What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

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5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka

Pehle se mota or extra lamba.

Jo aap ko dega pehle se ziyada maza.

Sukoon or aaram ki zamanat.

Master ka molty foam.

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Funny SmS Forum

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,

aur COW main peche?

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It's "W"

W-WOMAN

COW-W

Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi

Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai

Rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Urdu Funny SmS


You are:


"G A N D U"

Don't get angry

G = Genious
A = Attractive
N = Naughty
D = Decent
U = Unique

Ab to khush ho na...?


"G A N D U"
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Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil karta hai daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta hai chos lo

Q

K

Saal me ek bar ata hai



"AAM"

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Kya Aapne kabhi munh me Liya hy??


Wo Mota sa,


Aas-Paas baaL,


Naram-Naram


Uper se Cover...


Never??


Jhoot bolte ho?




Kabhi BUTTA nahi khaya? silly ;->

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TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

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Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL


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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Bhatija: Thik Hai.

Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain�.

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai�.

unka�

Mobile Charge�!

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Meri taref se apko 1 �PuPPI�

Aapki saheli ko 1 �PAPPI�

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 �PuPPI�

Batau bhala kiun?

Aaj hi mere �DOggy� ne

10 �PuPPI� ko janam de hai!

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Pahlay hat ma lo

Phir mon mal lo

Phir tokh laghao

Phir sidha karoo

Phir sorakh ma daloo

uf

Kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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Boy: please karne do na

Girl: Nhi bus karo

Boy:plz thora aur karne do plz

Girl:Kab se to kar rahe ho

Boy:bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

Girl:jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

Boy:kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

Girl:bus bohat hogaya ab nhi karne doongi

Boy:plz thora aur karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga

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Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"

Aap ko bar bar

"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye

"CHODA AUGUST"

mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo

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WO KIYA HAI??
JIS PE AGAR PIYAR SE HATH PHERO TO FORAN KHARA HO JATA HAI??

U DIRTY MIND


ANSWER HAI

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BETHA
HUA

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BAKRA ...

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Duur Hat Jao

Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

Soche Ga ??

Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

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NAAK SAAF ;->

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Girl: Oh no bleeding.

Plz bahar nikalo.

Oh ah ah oye Maa!

Ab bas karo.

Nikaal bhi do na.

Oh no! Itna pain.

Main Mar gai.

Dr: Nikal gaya kharab dant. ha ha ha

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Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.

Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.

Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.

Kiu Ke

Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door
rehne ko kaha hai.

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"OEYEEEEEE"

Msg bhej

varna

Teri...?
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Tere marzi,

Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho.... :->

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Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,

Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya

Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai

to karni hi hy...:-)

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After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

Singh said Ye to"sonia ji" k Hath ka

Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0

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TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

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