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Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

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Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
�Plz try Letter�


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1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k

�agr lrka hua tu keha Pass�

aur

�agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail�

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Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya

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tu nurse boli �srdar g supply I hy�

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Doctor

�App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge�



Sardar

�Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta�

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Funny SMS

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
�SHANTI� ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

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Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.

Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?

Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

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1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya
1 Larki Kad 5'3'' Rang Gora Name Geeta
Jise Mily Puppi le le
Payment ho gae ha.

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3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga

To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.

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Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

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Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

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A Man Jumped In Water & Didn't Come Out..

Another Man Jumped In & Didn't Come Out..

A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That..

"Human Being Is Soluble In Water"

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Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,
Friend: acha wo kaise?

Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath
bethi thi..!!


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SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahi

Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

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Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

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Sardarni 2 sabziwala:

Ye kiya ha?

Sabziwala ;

Mooli ha

sardarni ;

Tumhary liye yeh Mooli ha

Aur mery liye
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Mamooli

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