Urdu Funny SMS

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge � supply plz�! :-) )

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Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.

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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,

Book Means:

B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->

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Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

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Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..

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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)

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Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ�

Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.

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Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

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1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na�

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)

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Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

�Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega �

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

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Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

.

.
to

.

.
to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya�

Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya

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KFC New Prices

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
.
.
.
.

Very simple

Billo rani�

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

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Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,

Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

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Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
�Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
�Govt.�
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi�

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Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to�

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TV On karo�.

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

k

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

.
.
.
Par mein kahan Jaaon??

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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,

�Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?�

Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.

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Cheel urri

Kawwa urraa

Maina urri

Chirria urri

Gadha urra

Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia

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Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho

Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho

Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko

Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho�

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Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!

Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!

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__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)

Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki

Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!

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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost�

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Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti �

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga � ;->

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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi

aur
aur
aur

Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..

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Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

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Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB�.

Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai�

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Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha��

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Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena�.

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Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

:

:

:

:

:

Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.

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Best Sms of 1947.
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Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..

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Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi�

Aaj na koi bahana hoga �

Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam�

Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga

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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

.

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.

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

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1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.

.

.

Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

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Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere�
Aajib Tera Style Hai�
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

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Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.

2- ��!!!!

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Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho

�

�

�

�

Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho�!

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Koi�

Galti

Ghhustakhi

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tou

Is

Akhri

Mahenay

Me

;

;

;

;

Mujh

se

Mafi maang lo

Q

k

;

Me aaj achay mood mai hoon

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hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain�

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Are utho�

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..

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Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

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Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)

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4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

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Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
.

.

.

Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?

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Girl�s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
�Hamaari Maange�
pichhe se awaaz aayi
�Sindhoor se bharo

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Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

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Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha�.!

Wah Wah

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Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai�!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
�Band Hai��

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

�Chalu Hai..�

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Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
.

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.

.

Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)

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Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?

?

?

?

?

NO SPACE
.
.

No SPACE

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Friendship SMS

Koi PYAR kehta hai,
Koi Muhabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log BANDAGI kehte hain,
Magar jinke sath hum DOSTI kerte hain,
Unhain hum apni zindagi kehte hain.

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Jo sanson ko mehka jaye woh Khushbu ho Tum,
Jo aankhon ko nazar aaye woh Roshni ho Tum,
Jo neend main aajaye woh Sanpa ho tum,
Utha k hath jo mangi woh Dua ho Tum.

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Kabhi lagta hai k Dosti kuch nahi
Hai na?
Kabhi lagta hai Dosti bin kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai Tum kuch nahi,
To
Kabhi lagta hai Tum Bin kuch nahi.

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Log milte hain EVERY TIME,

Pasand aaty hain SOME TIME,
Dosti hoti hai ONE TIME,
Jo rehti hai LIFE TIME.

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Meri dharkanon main aapka he raaz hoga,
Meri baat ka bas yehi andaz hoga,
Kabhi bewafai nahi karte hum.
Dosti main meri dosti pe aapko hamesha Naaz hoga.

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Dosti bina zindgi viran hoti hai,

akele har raah sunsan hoti hai.

sachhe dost ka hona hai zaruri

kyonki, dost se har muskil aasaan hoti hai.

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Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,

Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya.

Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,

Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.

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Sari umar ankho mein ek sapna yad raha,

Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yad raha.

Jane kya baat thi uS dost me,

Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas vo dostana yad raha.

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Kash such ye mera sapna ho jaye,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost apna ho jaye,

Khuda hamari dosti sada salamat rakhay,
Warna Lafz-e-Dosti he Fana ho jaye.

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Yaqeen pe yaqeen dilatay hain dost,
Raah chaltay ko bewakoof banatay hain dost,
Gold Leaf bol kar Gold Flake pilaty hain dost,
Par kuch bhi kaho, Saalay yaad bohat aaty hain dost

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Na chupana koi baat Dil main ho agar,
Rakhna thora Bharosa aap hum per,
Hum nibhayengay Dosti ka Rishta is Qadar,
Kay Na Bhula pao gay humain Zindagi bhar.

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Dosti �Hurf� nahi jo Mit jaye,
Dosti �Umar� nahi jo Dhal jaye,
�Safar� nahi jo maqam paye,
Ye woh Ehsaas hai k kisi k liye agar jiya jaye to Zindagi kam parr jaye.

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Dosti ki tarap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil main lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho hum main lekin,
Aap jese sathi ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Kabhi geet ban kay,

Kabhi saaz ban kay,
Kabhi soch ban kay,
Kabhi Aawaz ban kay,
Kabhi Baat ban kay,
Kabhi Raaz ban kay,
Hum Aapke Dost rahen gay,
Hamesha ek Yaad ban kay.

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Din ka ujaala ho ya raat ki khamoshi,
Aapki chahat humain tanha hony nahi deti,
Khuda ne diya humhain aap jesa dost,
Bas yehi khushi humain raat bhar sonay nahi deti.

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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon par doston ki Hukumat hai,
Aap jese doston ki wajah se yahan hain hum,
Warna!
Hollywood ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I�ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate
you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!()

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You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend

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FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A TREE,

IT is not measured on how long it is,

but how deep the roots have grown

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Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging u
why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine

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Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a Word to say,
It doesn�t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

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People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because
I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend

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Request hai thumse refuse mat karna,
friendship ka bulp ko fuse mat karna,
hum dost hai thumare confuse mat hona,
meri jagaha kisi ko choose mat karna�.

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T.R.U.E friends r like mornings,
u cnt hav thm tha whole day,
but u can be sure,
thy ll b thr whn u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and 4ever

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To live a life i need heartbeatand
and to have heartbeat i need a heart,
To hav heart i need happiness and to
hav happiness i need a friend
and 4 a friend i need U Today
Tomorrow and ALWAYS

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Rat ko pucha mujsy chand sitaro ny
Tujhy bhula dia tery JIGRI yaro ny
Meny kaha bhule nhi hay FARYAD to kerte hongy
Mere SmS parh kr Mujy yad to krty hongy!

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Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

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God picked up a flower and dipped
it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which
turned in to u, and the he gifted to me
and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

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Trueee frndzr lik morningz,
yu cant hav dem da whole day,
but yu can beee sure,
they will beee dere when
yu wake up 2morrow,
next yr & fr evr.

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Trueeee meaning ov frnd ship:
Where dere iz nooo compromize
in telling da secret.
& dere iz no secret
fr wich yu neeed 2 compromize.

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Ve smyle at whom Ve Lik,
Ve cry fr whom Ve care,
Ve laugh wid whom ve enjoy,
& Ve be cum angry with whom ve feel iz our own�
Thats Frnd ship�
Thats Luv�

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H��.M. T��.M. is complete wid out �U�
nd FR�ENDSH�P will nevr bee complete
without �I�, So �U� n �I� have to be there
fr evr if yu want HUM ( ) and ( ) Tum tooo bee frnds.

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Feeelings are Many, buh Wordz are few�
Cloudz are dark, buh Sky iz blue�
Luv iz a paper, Life iz a glue�
Every thing iz false� but
Frnd ship is Trueeee�!!

Good Morning SMS

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Good Morning

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Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

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,_o/' Pleasant
'l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

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Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
�Good Morning�

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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana...
Good Morning....

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Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It�s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)


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I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d___l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...

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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio � Good morning !!!


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This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care....!

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Subha Ki kiran boli...
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai...

:"GOOD MORNING":

Your Love

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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

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Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.
Good Morning

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I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday.... Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday.... But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning

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Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair.
Good Morning

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Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....


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The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

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Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

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New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

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Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

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My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine...Good morning

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....

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Never Get Tired of Trying for Something wich U Really Want to Acheive,Be Strong & Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U. Good morning

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twinkle twinkle lazy star. kitna soye ga uth ja yar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye, then sms me and say hi.... :) GOOD MORNING

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FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS,IN DTHE MORNING THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL BT DURING DE DAY THEY ARE UNHAPPY,LET THAT NOT OUR FRIENDSHIP'GUD MORNING

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'Life is fortified by many friendships, to love and be loved is the greatest blessing.Fate determines who comes into our lives, the heart determines who stays.'.... Good Morning!

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Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day.

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Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


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New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...

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24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning

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I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

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Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

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One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...

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No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u"ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

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Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...

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If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good Morning

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Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...

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A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me.

Good Morning

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again

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Hi!!
('')('')
Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
Sasta padta hai yaar.....................

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Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,
whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
A Morning is a wonderful blessing

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning�?

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