Oh! "How Mannerless"

Aj Kal Larkiyo Ke Kapde
Yahan Se Less
Wahan Se Less
Kabhi Sleevless
To Kabhi Bakeless
Or Koi Larka Ghur Ke Dekhe To
Oh! "How Mannerless"

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai, Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar : Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Naag Do Not Punch Me

Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar, Naag Do Not Punch Me

Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja

Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein
Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja

Green, Pink & Yellow?

Interviewer: Can U Make A Sentence Using Green, Pink & Yellow?
Sardar: O Yah Yah Ji Y Not,My Phone Rings�,GREEN GREEN, I PINK It Up And Say YELLOW
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Sardar Ji aur Song's Ringtone

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthaun? 30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega

Sardarji Maths Ke Teacher

Sardarji Khali Katory Me Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha: Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hen?

Sardarji: Me Maths Ka Teacher Hon, Me Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay..

Sardar Jee vs Sardar Jee

1st Sardar: Yaar Jail Ko Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hen?
2nd Sardar : Kyun K Jail Main Sirf Hawa Or Laat Hi Khane Ko Milti Hai

Cable ka Taar Check Karwao

Molana sahab jumma ke khutbe main: Aaj kal cable par channel bohat kharab arahai hai.
Pathaan: Nai, hamare ghar to saaf arahe hai,app apna taar check kerwao

Bandarya Msg Parh Rahi Hai

1 Bandarya ro ro k gir gira k iltija kr rahi thi
"Ya Allah mje prhne ki tofeeq ata ferma"

Wo lmhe qabuliat k thay, uski dua kabool ho gaye
Ab masha allah woh msg parh rahi hai

Parda Kar Lo

Boy Girl sy:
Jaan parda kar lo, aa gey sindhi mohalla hy
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Thori dair k baad,Girl Booli:
JaNu ab TuM parda karo, aa gey Pathano ka Mohalla hay.!

Dost Pathan Se

Dost Pathan Se: APRIL FOOL Manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost: Kis K sath?

Pathan: Bivi K sath! hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diya Jab Wo Pareshan Howa To Hum Bola: APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

Khan 2 his Friend

Pathan 2 his Frnd: Ye jo table pe admi hy, um ko bht bura lgta hy,

Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hn,

Pathan: wo jiska muchen hn,

Frnd: muchen to subki hn,

Pathan: wo jiska kapra supaid hy,

Frnd: wo to sub k sufaid hn,

Pathan ny pistol nikala aur 3 admion ko mar kr bola, "ye jo reh gya hy, isko um nai choray ga"

Ek Train Ulat ne ka Case (??? ???? ????? ?? ???)

Train k driver jo k Pathan tha, us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Qyun utaari.

Pathan : 0 yara ! ek banda samnay aa gya tha to brake marne ka tyme nai tha. Humara asistant ne bola ke is k upar chara do..

Wakeel : phir ???

Pathan : yarA ! wo banda patrii se utar gya