Oh! "How Mannerless"

Aj Kal Larkiyo Ke KapdeYahan Se LessWahan Se LessKabhi SleevlessTo Kabhi BakelessOr Koi Larka Ghur Ke Dekhe ToOh! "How Mannerle...

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai, Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?Sardar : Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nah...

Naag Do Not Punch Me

Santa: Do You Know English?Banta: YesSanta: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?Banta: So Simple Yar, Naag Do Not Punch...

Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja

Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi KhulteinDost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala...

Green, Pink & Yellow?

Interviewer: Can U Make A Sentence Using Green, Pink & Yellow?Sardar: O Yah Yah Ji Y Not,My Phone Rings�,GREEN GREEN, I PINK It Up And Say...

Sardar Ji aur Song's Ringtone

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?Sardar: Q Uthaun? 30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Baap Sun...

Sardarji Maths Ke Teacher

Sardarji Khali Katory Me Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy ThyWaiter Ne Dkha To Pucha: Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hen?Sardarji: Me Maths Ka Teacher Hon, Me Ne Daal...

Sardar Jee vs Sardar Jee

1st Sardar: Yaar Jail Ko Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hen?2nd Sardar : Kyun K Jail Main Sirf Hawa Or Laat Hi Khane Ko Milti ...

Cable ka Taar Check Karwao

Molana sahab jumma ke khutbe main: Aaj kal cable par channel bohat kharab arahai hai.Pathaan: Nai, hamare ghar to saaf arahe hai,app apna taar...

Bandarya Msg Parh Rahi Hai

1 Bandarya ro ro k gir gira k iltija kr rahi thi"Ya Allah mje prhne ki tofeeq ata ferma"Wo lmhe qabuliat k thay, uski dua kabool ho gayeAb masha...

Parda Kar Lo

Boy Girl sy: Jaan parda kar lo, aa gey sindhi mohalla hy........Thori dair k baad,Girl Booli:JaNu ab TuM parda karo, aa gey Pathano ka Mohalla...

Dost Pathan Se

Dost Pathan Se: APRIL FOOL Manaya?Pathan: HanDost: Kis K sath?Pathan: Bivi K sath! hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diya Jab Wo Pareshan Howa To Hum Bola:...

Khan 2 his Friend

Pathan 2 his Frnd: Ye jo table pe admi hy, um ko bht bura lgta hy,Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hn,Pathan: wo jiska muchen hn,Frnd: muchen to subki...

Ek Train Ulat ne ka Case (??? ???? ????? ?? ???)

Train k driver jo k Pathan tha, us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Qyun utaari.Pathan : 0 yara ! ek banda samnay aa gya tha to brake marne...