Changed My Mind

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Sardarni ki Chutki

Rash se bahri lift me sardar aur sardarni bhi they. Rash ki waja se sardar ji ek khoobsurat larki se ja lage aur phans gae. Sardarni ko buhat bura laga. Lift jab ruki aur log nikle to larki ne Sardar ko zoor se thappar mara aur kaha �Kisi aur ko Chutki katne se pehlay yeh Thappar yaad rakhna�. Sardar ji apni begum key saath gari ki taraf chal pare. Gari ke paas puhanch kar khayaal aaya ke �Main ne to chutki nahi kati thi�. Sardarni Boli: Main ne kaati thi

Upgrading Brain

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

Pizza Hut "Free Delivery"

Q: Why did Sardar ji take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Biwi Pind ki

Santa to banta : Yaar Tumhari Biwi shehar(city) ki hai ya pind(village) ki..

Banta : Pind ki.

Santa : ooh acha main sam jha shayed Tumhari hai

Dua in Urdu by a child