Allama iQBAL & WAPDA

Allama iQBAL Or WAPDA Main 1 Cheez common Hai.....
Pata Hai kia ?
Dono ka 1 Hi Mission;
"Soi Hui Qoam ko Jagaana".

Pathan ka pait kharab

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya
Doctor k pass gaya
Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga
Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy
Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy
Outgoing bilkul free
hy
Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy
Pait me balance bilkul nhi rehta
Jitna load karo sab khatam hojata hai

Cock and Hen

Once a cock was running behind a hen.Suddenly the hen struck with a train and died.The cock said:'MarHumA bari naik thee jaan day de magar chummi ni d! ;-)

Salary and Menses

Salary is just like mensis
which comes once in a month & remains for 5 to 6 days & if,
in any month it doesn't come it means u have been fucked.

Meaning of WOMEN

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight