Funny sms in typing about toothpaste,Kya aap ke tooth paste mai namak hai ?

Kya aap ke tooth paste mai namak hai ?
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Agar hai to thori Haldi, Mirch or imli dal kar chtni kue nahe bana lete
Bruch kai sath break fast bhi ho gaye ga

pathan funny question of urdu in sms mobile typing text message

Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Aqal bari hai ya bhens
Pathan thori dair sochnay kai baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho 
Phlay dono ka date of birth btao

Aadmi funny sms in typing on going to hospital,Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye

Eak admi ki tang k ihadi toot gaye Hopital giya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dkh kar bola 
                                    Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai

2 pathan funny sms text message,2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye

2 pathan pehli dafa umrah karnay gaye
Dono khana kaba ka tuwaf kar rahay thay Asar ki azaan huwi 
Or dono bahir chalay gae masjid dhondnay

Hindu funny sms of hinduism,1 hindu road pe ja raha tha

1 hindu road pe ja raha tha ke pathan se takkar ho gai
Hindu : shamma cahta hun 
Pathan : shama to hum bhe chatay hain lekn is ka baap nahe manta

1 pathan nai khait mai gandam ugaye punjabi funny video and pathan funny jokes

        1 pathan nei apne kait me parindo sai tang aa kar putlay ki             
    jaga Iltaf bhi ki photo laga di ...........................................
Parinday phiclay saal jo gandam le gaye thay wo bhi wapis day                                
                                               gaye

Pathan funny joke in sms text message,Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga

Pathan bakhra zibah karne laga to confuse ho giya
kai parhna kiya hai ? Ek lamha sochnay kai baad 
churi chalatay huway josh sai bola
Happy birthday to you..!!!!!

Funny urdu joke and funny dialoges between a mother and a his son, Larka burqay wali ko chaitay huay

 Larka burqay wali ko chaitay huay Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

Kesi ho meri khalda

           Burqay wali:Ghor sai dekh manhoos Na dalda na khalda
                                              me hun teri walda

Sardar funny sms in typing ,Ek sardar ki cycle chori ho gai

Ek sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us nai elan kiya:

Meai cycle sham tak wapis na mili to mai wahi

 karoon ga jo mere baap nai kiya tha 

Pathan funny sms in weeding pic of nirmal baba and baba ranjit

Yao baba shadi la talay wo rice ta nast wo 

3/4 paindi pasidi Cha warta owaile pasi na baba 

Wail za pakpala hum tang shawe yam Khu pa di card ki lekale di 

                       Che 9 bajo na tar 12 bajo pure dodi da 

Animals funny dialoges of dogs and jakals in running

Yao gidar kaghaz paida kro che ghar ta laro nu noro

 gidarano ta ye owel che ma da charganu lisence raoray day.

Nuro gidaranu day kpal bacha jur kroche kala kale ta laral nu dogs

warpase shwal yao gidar warta owel che Bacha salamat lisence warta okhayay kana 

Gidar warta owail kpe obasa da tol be taalema de

A crow stolen a piece of meat from a man funny images funny images with funny words

Yao mula na karghu ghwakha otaktawala 
Mula karghu la awaz warko we ghwaka wapas raora gene pa 
loudspeaker waim che kaeghu halal dai

Teacher aur student funny jokesand sms in etyping and dialoges between them

Teacher : Btao wo kon si aorat hai jis ko 100% pata ho kai us ka shohar kahan hai 
Student : Bewa aorat  

panjabi funny videos and jokes and pashto funny sms typing

2 panjabio ko taliban ne pakra , Talibban ne dono sai pocha kon ho?

Bolay Musalman 1 se pocha naam kia hai Wo bola Ikhlas khan

Taliban ne kaha surat iklas sunao os nai jaldi sai sunae or bach giya

Taliban nai 2nd sai naam pocha wo pareshan ho kar bola 

naam to Yaseen gul hai par pyar sai sab kosar  keh kar bulatay hain 

Prnicipal aur student kay darmyan funny dailoges in sms text messages

Principal : Tum late kue aatay ho tumharay classfellows to time par aatay hain
Student : Group bana kar to kuttay aatay hain sir
Sher to akela aata hay

Aadmi funny jokes and his wife funny jokes,Ek Aadmi apni BV ko dafna kar ghar aya

Ek Aadmi apni BV ko dafna kar ghar aya 
To aasman bar badil garagnay lagay bigli karaknay lage
Aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola : lagta hai pohanch gaye

Ek aadmi ko charag mila to os nai ragrah wow funny funny funny jokes

Admi ko charag mila us nai raghra damakha huwa aur wo mar giya
Moral Kuch cheezen Alaadin ki nahe Mujahideen ki bhe ho sakti hain

The funny dailoges between a Pathan and a american

American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no 
American : Dog is better than you because it swims 
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
                                              Ge0 PaThAn 

Ek pathan aur panjabi ek shadi mai ek sath bethay huay thay

Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya
 Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab 
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi

Funny funny jokes of bunairyano in urdu in sms typing with funny voice

2 bunaryan pa manda jumat ta laral
Ist: shukar day che munz hum da jami sara oku 
2nd: Ao kana yar... ka awodas mo kolo no jama ba rana shawe wa

Yao bunairay doctor la laro no doctor warta wail funny photos and funny sms typing

Yao bunaray doctor la laro Doctor ta wai Doctor saib: Taso khu mata we che shr time ki pa nahara lag game kawa nu sehat ba di kha she. Zama pa sehat khu es qisma tabdili na da ragale 
Doctor warta we: taso sa game kawi?
Bonery warta wai za shar da munz na pas pa nahara bandi pa Nokia mobile ki maar wala game kom

A pathan after getting married pathan funny funny videos on this blog

Ek pathan kafi dair sai apna "Nikah nama" dekh raha tha

Wife nai tnag aa kar poocha 

Kia dekh rahe ho 

Pathan bola "Expiry date"dhoond raha hun