Biwi Pind ki

Santa to banta : Yaar Tumhari Biwi shehar(city) ki hai ya pind(village) ki..

Banta : Pind ki.

Santa : ooh acha main sam jha shayed Tumhari hai

Naag Do Not Punch Me

Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar, Naag Do Not Punch Me