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Double Meaning SMS
What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

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5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka

Pehle se mota or extra lamba.

Jo aap ko dega pehle se ziyada maza.

Sukoon or aaram ki zamanat.

Master ka molty foam.

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Funny SmS Forum

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,

aur COW main peche?

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It's "W"

W-WOMAN

COW-W

Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi

Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai

Rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Urdu Funny SmS


You are:


"G A N D U"

Don't get angry

G = Genious
A = Attractive
N = Naughty
D = Decent
U = Unique

Ab to khush ho na...?


"G A N D U"
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Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil karta hai daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta hai chos lo

Q

K

Saal me ek bar ata hai



"AAM"

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Kya Aapne kabhi munh me Liya hy??


Wo Mota sa,


Aas-Paas baaL,


Naram-Naram


Uper se Cover...


Never??


Jhoot bolte ho?




Kabhi BUTTA nahi khaya? silly ;->

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TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

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Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL


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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Bhatija: Thik Hai.

Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain�.

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai�.

unka�

Mobile Charge�!

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Meri taref se apko 1 �PuPPI�

Aapki saheli ko 1 �PAPPI�

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 �PuPPI�

Batau bhala kiun?

Aaj hi mere �DOggy� ne

10 �PuPPI� ko janam de hai!

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Pahlay hat ma lo

Phir mon mal lo

Phir tokh laghao

Phir sidha karoo

Phir sorakh ma daloo

uf

Kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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Boy: please karne do na

Girl: Nhi bus karo

Boy:plz thora aur karne do plz

Girl:Kab se to kar rahe ho

Boy:bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

Girl:jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

Boy:kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

Girl:bus bohat hogaya ab nhi karne doongi

Boy:plz thora aur karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga

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Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"

Aap ko bar bar

"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye

"CHODA AUGUST"

mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo

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WO KIYA HAI??
JIS PE AGAR PIYAR SE HATH PHERO TO FORAN KHARA HO JATA HAI??

U DIRTY MIND


ANSWER HAI

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BETHA
HUA

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BAKRA ...

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Duur Hat Jao

Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

Soche Ga ??

Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

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NAAK SAAF ;->

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Girl: Oh no bleeding.

Plz bahar nikalo.

Oh ah ah oye Maa!

Ab bas karo.

Nikaal bhi do na.

Oh no! Itna pain.

Main Mar gai.

Dr: Nikal gaya kharab dant. ha ha ha

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Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.

Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.

Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.

Kiu Ke

Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door
rehne ko kaha hai.

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"OEYEEEEEE"

Msg bhej

varna

Teri...?
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Tere marzi,

Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho.... :->

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Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,

Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya

Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai

to karni hi hy...:-)

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After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

Singh said Ye to"sonia ji" k Hath ka

Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0

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TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

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Good Saying SmS

Good Saying SmS
" Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well"

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" Unless what we do is useful, fame is folly"

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" A moment of thinking is an hour in words"

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" Who takes our heart must merit our esteem"

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" Reaping is all greed, just as sowing is all giving"

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"happiness is no laughing matter"

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" For where no hope is left, is left no fear"

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I move like a sleepwalker where providence dictates - adolf hitler

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"Being a jack of all trades, you become a master of nothing"

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"A Good Visitor Knows When To Leave"

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Pluto:
" Only the dead have seen the end of war"


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Einstein:

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler"

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this one just killed me.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
--Unknown

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Missing You SmS

"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."
-Aristotle

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Money cannot buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
--Spike Milligan

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Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
--Jerry Seinfield

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A strong man works out daily to keep his body in shape, but a man of strength kneels in prayer to keep his soul in shape.

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a man does his best until his destiny is revealed

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the difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you take them

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"Life is a rainbow which also includes black."

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"All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that."

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"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man,

but he is braver five minutes longer."

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"A weak man has doubts before a decision,

a strong man has them afterwards."

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"Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination."

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"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It�s the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it"

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"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,

but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

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Rainy Day / Barish SMS

"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."

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"Sleep is sweet to the labouring man"

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"Opinion in good men, is but knowledge in the making"

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" Oaths are just words and words just wind"

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"People never understand the people they hate"

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"To a good person nothing that happens is evil"

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"Of all people children are the most imaginative"

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" Life is so startling it leaves little time for anything else"

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" A long life is not good enough, but a good life is long enough"

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"Try find ecstacy in life? The mere sense of living is joy enough"

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"Superstition obeys vanity just like a father"

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"Simplicity, a very rare thing in our age"

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"Procrastination brings loss, delay disaster"

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" The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge"

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If u cannot dream,why should you sleep and if u cannot pursue your dreams,why should u wake up?

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"Chance makes relations, choice makes friends"

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"People love without reason, and without reason they hate"

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"Where an opinion is general it is usually correct"

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" A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow"

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"Speech is of time, silence is of eternity"

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"Love and scandal are the best sweetness at tea"

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"A contentious man will never lack words"

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"Live not for time,but eternity"

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"Man's way leads to a hopeless end,but God's to an endless hope. "Big%20smileSmile

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"Give the devil a lift and he will always want to be the driver"

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"The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to achieving your dreams."

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"The older the fiddler the sweeter the tune"

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"Calamities makegreat talkers"

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" Intellect obscures more than it illumines"

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" Constancy is the foundation of virtues"

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"God loves everyone,but prefers fruits of the Spirit to religious nuts"

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thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find - nothing.
--Aesop

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"Give the devil an inch and he will be a ruler".

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IT IS BETTER TO BE A LION FOR A DAY THAN TO BE A SHEEP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...Thumbs%20Up

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there r 4 things u cant take back... the stone afta the throw... the word after it is spoken... the occasion afta the loss.... tym afta its gone.

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'Try what you want to,Noah built the Ark and great architects the Titanic'.

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"You are worthy, our Lord and God,
to receive glory and honor and power,
for you created all things,
and by your will they were created
and have their being."


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Better a poor man whose walk is blameless
than a rich man whose ways are perverse.

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Urdu Shayari

Urdu Shayari
"Taluq toor mat dena"
Hazaroon duriyaan aayen...
Baharien aaker kho jayen...
Mera chehra bhula dena...
Mere yadien bacha lena...

Jo lamhe dard dete hoon...
Unhien beshak bhula dena...
Jo lamhe aas dete hoon...
Unhe dil se laga lena...

Kahien bhi door reh lena...
Magar in doriyoon ko tum bahana na bana lena...

Taluq toor mat dena......

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Mohabbat jeet hoti hai...
Magar haar jati hai...

Kabhi dil sooz lamhoon se...
Kabhi bey-kaar rasmoon se...
Kabhi takdeer waloon se...
Kabhi majboor qasmoon se...

Magar ye haar jati hai...

Kabhi ye phool jaise hai...
Kabhi ye dhool jaise hai...
Kabhi ye chand jaise hai...
Kabhi ye dhoop jaise hai...

Kabhi masroor kerte hai...
Kabhi ye roog dete hai...
Kisi ka chain banti hai...
Kisi ko rool dete hai...

Kabhi lay paar jati hai...
Kabhi ye maar jati hai...

Mohabbat jeet hoti hai...
Magar ye haar jati hai...

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Ek mulaqat udhorri reh gai hai...
El baat udhorri reh gai hai...
Yun kho ker tujhe zinda hoon magar...
Ek zaat udhorri reh gai hai...

Wo jeet mukamal na ho saki...
Wo haar udhorri reh gai hai...
Ek seher guzrri hai aankhoon mien...
Bus raat udhorri reh gai hai...

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Sorry SMS Jokes

Tabeer jo mil jati to aik khawab bohat tha...
Jo shaks ganwa bethe wo nayyab bohat tha...

Main kaise bacha leta bhala kashtiye dil ko...
Darya-e-mohabbat mien sailaab bohat tha...

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Aa dekh dil ki nagrii hai uddas tere bin...
Bujhti nahi hai aankhoon ki pyas tere bin...

Zindagi mien to aansoon k sailaab hien...
Karoon kaise khushiyoon ki talash tere bin...

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Karon to kis lye aakhir malal us ka...
Use nahi to mujhe bhi nahi khayal us ka...

Mere wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko...
Kisi ada pe nahi hai kamal us ka...

Mere naseeb ki ye bhi to khushnaseebi hai...
K mujh ko dekh k saab poochte hien haal us ka...

Mere arooj ko us k naseeb mien likh de...
Khuda-e-Pak mujhe sounp se zawal us ka...

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Saath betey howe lamhon ki nishani ban ker...
tum bicher ker bhi ho in aankhoon mien pani ban ker...

tum zamne ki nazar mien juda lakh sahi...
tum shamil ho meri nas nas mien rawani ban ker...

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Dil husn k sholoon se jala kyoon nahi dete...
Tum mujh ko mohabbat ki saza kyoon nahi dete...

bhegi hoi palkoon se guzer jate ho chup chap...
Jo dil pe guzarta hai bata kyoon nahi dete...

Ro ro k shab-e-hijr guzaroo ge kahan tak...
Tum un ki mohabbat ko bhoola kyoon nahi dete...

Ae phool se chehro zara itna to bata do...
Tum zakhm to dete ho dawa kyoon nahi dete...

Wo dard jo seene mien chupa rakha hai...
Us dard ko aashkoon mien baha kyoon nahi dete...

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Wo na aaye un ki yaad aaker wafa ker gai...
Unse milne ki tamana sukoon tabah ker gai...

Ahat hoi soocha asaar dua ker gai...
Darwaza khoola to dekha mazak hum se HAWA ker gai...

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Laghzishon se marwa tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...
donoon insaan hien Khuda tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...

Tu mujhe aur main tujhe ilzaam dete hien magar...
Aapne ander jhankta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...

Maslehat nien ker dia donoon mien paida ikhtalaaf...
Warna fitraat ka bura tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi ...

Mukhtalif simtoon mien donoon ka safar jarri raha...
Ik lamhe ko ruka tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...

Chahaty donoon bohat aik doosre ko hien magar...
Ye haqiqat manta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...

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Kash koi hum pe bhi pyaar jatata...
Humari aankhoon ko aapne hathoon se chupata...

hum ghabra ker poochte koon ho tum...?
Muskaura k wo aapne aap ko humarri jaan batata...

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Kisi koi mere yaad aaye ek arsa howa...
Koi hai heraan to koi hai tarsa howa...

Is tarha khamosh hai ye dil ye aankhien mere...
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa howa...

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Urdu Friendship SMS

Na peeny ka shooq tha na pilane ka shoq tha...
humien to sirf nazrien milane ka shooq tha...

par kya karien nazrien he unse mila bethe...
jinhe nazroon se pilane ka shooq tha...

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Main chahata bhi yehi tha wo bewafa nikle...
Usse samjhane ka koi to silsila niklae...

Kitab-e-mazii k panay zara ullat k dekh...
Na jane konsa safha murra howa niklay...

Jo daikhne mien bohat qareeb lagta hai...
Ussi k bare mien socho to fasle niklien...

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Muddat se door the hum aur wo...
Ek zamane k bad milna acha laga...
Saghar se gehri lagi un ki aankhien...
Tairna to aat tha hume par doobna acha laga...

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Aakash ki chilman se sada Q nahi aati...
Ek habs ka aalam hai hawa Q nahi aati...

Sab ehl-e-janoon bazm se kehte howe nikle...
Tere sheher k logoon ko wafa Q nahi aati...

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Ankhoon ka rang, baat ka lehja badal gaya...
Wo shakhs ek sham mien kitna badal gaya...

Shaied wafa k khayal se ukta gaya tha wo...
Jo manzil k pass aaker rasta badal gaya...

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Kisi k yun bicharny se kisi ki yaad aane se...
Bohat se loog roote hien k rona aik rawaiet hai...

Main rawaiet toor jata hoon...
Uski yaad aane pe akser muskurata hoon...

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Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga hai...
Dard aab humare seene mien chup k rona laga hai...

Na roye kabhi hum dard ko dekh ker...
Per aab dard humien dekh k rone laga hai...

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Us se juda rehna azaab lagta hai...
Uske pass rehna bhi khawab lagta hai...

Her waqt kerta hoon us k naam ki tasbeeh...
Use yaad kerna bhi sawaab lagta hai...

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Guzer jaien ge un k wo pal ache...
Jinhe hum intezaar aur wo waqt kehte hien...

Kya pata koon bhool jaye ye mohabbat...
Jise hum zindagi aur wo aik lafz kehte hien...

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Hum the humare saath koi aur na tha...
Aankhoon ne aisa manzer kahien dekha na tha...

Uske to ang ang mien jalne lage diye...
Jado hai mere hath mien mujh ko pata na tha...

Wahan pe haad koi rehte kis tarha...
Rukne ko keh raha tha magar rukta na tha...

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Dasht mien pyaas bhujate howe maar jate hien...
Hum jaise parinde kahien jate howe maar jate hien...

Hum hien sookhay talaab pe bethe howe hans...
Jo taluq ko nibhate howe maar jate hien...

Ye mohabbat ki kahani nahi marti laikin...
Log kirdaar nibhate howe maar jate hien...

Hum hien tooti hoi kashtiyoon waley SABI...
Jo kinaroon ko milate howe maar jate hien...

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Sabhi jazbaat khayalaat badal jate hien...
Yun mohabbat mien ye din raat badal jate hien...

Pyaar to un ko bhi hum he se hai magar jane kyon...
Hum karein baat to wo baat badal jate hien...

Aarzoo to hai k izhare mohabbat ker doon...
Lafz chunte hien to lamhaat guzer jate hien...

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Alfaaz k jhoote bandhan mien...
Aghraz k gehray pardoon mien...
Her shakhs mohabbat kerta hai...
Halaan k mohabbat kuch bhi nahi...

Sab jhotey rishte naate hien...
Sab dil rakhne ki baatien hien...
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai...
Sab asli roop chupate hien...

Ehsaas se khali loog yahan...
Lafzoon k tir chalate hien...
Ek baar nazer mien aaker wo...
Phir sari umer rulate hien...

Alfaz k jhote bandhan hien...
Kab kon kisi ka hota hai...
Sab dil rakhne ki batien hien...

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"MOHABBAT"
Mohabbat khawab hoti hai...
Mohabbat baat hoti hai...
Agar koi pooch baithe to mohabbat raaz hoti hai...
Machatti hoi umangooon ka suhaana khawab hoti hai...
Agar koi dhoondna chahe to mohabbat NAYYAB hoti hai...
Mohabbat yun bhi hoti hai karb-e-zaat hoti hai...

Mohabbat phool hai shaied...
Ghamoon ki dhool hai shaied...
Kisi ka saath hai shaied...
Chamakti raat hai shaied...

Mohabbat pur-sukoon bhi hai magar betaab hoti hai...
Agar na mile to mohabbat AZZAB hoti hai...

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Tumhe bakhshi hai dil pe hukmarani aur kya dete...?
Yehi thi bus humari rajdhani aur kya dete...?
Sajja k sir hatheli par gaye the ku-e-jana mien...
Hum aapne ishq mien un ko nishani aur kya dete...?

Wo hum se mangte the umer ka aik dilnashin hisa...
Na dete us ko hum apni jawani aur kya dete...?
Sitaroon se kisi ki mang bharna ek fasana hai...
Yumhare naam likh de zindagani aur kya dete...?

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Phir chand nikla,
Phir raat thami,
Phir dil ne kaha,
Hai "TERE KAMI"...

Phir yaad k jhoonkey mehak gaye,
Phir pagal arman behek gaye,
Phir jannat se lagi hai zameen,
Phir dil ne kaha hai "TERE KAMI"...

Phir guzre lamhoon ki baatien,
Phir jage jage se raatien,
Phir theher gai palkoon pe nami,
Phir dil ne kaha hai "TERE KAMI"...

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"TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO"

meri raatien tere yadoon se saji rehte hien...
meri saansien tere khushbu mien basi rehte hien...
mere aankhoon mien tera sapna saja rehta hai...
haan mere dil mien tera aks basa rehta hai...
is tarha mere dil k bohat pass ho tum...
jis tarha pass he shahrug k Khuda rehta hai...

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO...

mere aangan mien lagay phool gavahi dien ge...
main ne arse se kise phool ko dekha bhi nahi...
tujh ko soocha hai to phir tujh ko he soocha hai faqat...
tere siva kise aur ko soocha bhi nahi...

TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO YA NA HO...

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Rukhsat howa to baat mere maan ker gaya...
Jo kuch us k pass tha mujhe daan ker gaya...
Bichra kuch is ada se k rut he badal gai...
Ek shaks saray sheher ko veeran ker gaya...

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Mat dekh k koi shaks gunehgaar hai kitna..
Ye dekh k tere saath wafadaar hai kitna..

Ye mut sooch k usy kuch logoon se nafraat bhi hai...
Ye sooch k usse tujh se pyaar hai kitna....

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Sham k ujaloon per...
Aapne naram haathoon se...
Koi baat achi se...
Koi khawab sacha sa...
koi bolti khushbu...
Koi soochta lamha...

Jab bhi likhna chahoo ge...
Soch k darichoon se ,
yaad k hawaloon se ,
Mera naam chupke se tum ko yaad aaye ge...

Haath kaanp jaien ge ,
Sham theher jaye ge ,

MERI YAAD AAYE GE
MERI YAAD AAYE GE......

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Tujhe uddas bhi kerna tha khud bhi rona tha...
Ye haadsa bhi mere jaan kabhi to hona tha...

Wo mujh ko toor k phir joorta raha akser...
Main us k waste jaise koi khilona tha...

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Ajeeb banda hoon khud ko jalana chahata hoon...
Main khud ko rakh ker kahien bhool jana chahata hoon...

Jo mujh se rooth chuki hien zamane ki khushiyaan...
Main bhi aab us khushi se rooth jana chahata hoon...

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Wo hum ko pather aur khud ko phool keh ker muskuraya kerte hien...
Unhe kya pata pathar hi rehta hai phool he murjhaya kerte hien...

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Good Night SMS

Good Night SMS

Good Night

Sleep Tight

Sweet Dreams

For what u r pressing button? that�s all

Lorie bhi sunau kya?

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X�cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
�Good Night�

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
�Good Morning�

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Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

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Ja Mere Sms ja�
Mere sweet dost ke paas ja..
Dhere se jana shor maat machana.
BusY hoo to kuch maat kehna..
Free hooGa to PyaaR se
GooD NighT kehNa..


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Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U�.Good Night�

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Em Sending

A Pillow Of Happy

Thoughts To Create

Wonderful Dreams

A Blanket Of Care

To Keep You Blessed In Lyf

N

A Prayer

To Protect You Alwayz

Gud Night �:->

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AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site� No matter how tuf d world may seem, But�. U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight��

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Despite the Old saying �Don�t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Bed� Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

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Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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When a Msg is sent from Distance�
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart�

Good night!

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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:

1st-MiSS Me

2nd-ThInk oF Me

3rd-HuG Me

4th-LoVE mE.

TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &

ClOSe Ur EyeS.

Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!

Gd NiTe!

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Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
.
.
.
.
�AMMI BHOOT�

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Longest love is Mother�s love,
Shortest love is others love,
Sweetest love is Lover�s love,
BUT Strongest love is friends love.
Like u and me.

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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight

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()�"�() WAIT�
( �o� ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep let me pray ()�"�() ( -o-) ( ,(�)), Dear GoD, plz. let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!! ;-)

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I wish I was your blanket,
I wish I was your bed,
I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,
I want to be around you,
I want to hold you tight,
and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

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Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..

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Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can�t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

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Zindagi me kamyabi ki
MANZIL k liye
KHWAB zaruri hai !!
Aur khwab dekhne k liye
NEEND !!
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
chadho !! Aur �..
SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!

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In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night

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Dost dosti da maan rakhi, dimaag ch nahi meri dil ch pehchan rakhi. Main v mangdi haan dua iko rab kolo, mere dost nu har dukh ton anjaann rakhi�

Good night

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Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne�.. So just go to sleep and see what I have chosen for U� Gud Night

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Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,

tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

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A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?
I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u�

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dunya me rehkar sapno me kho jao �.kise ko apna bnao ya kise k ho jao�agar kuch b nae ata to�.. �takia�lo or sojao..

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we�ve been thru a path so dark,
but we stil gotten dat special spark,
now we noe dat we can neva go rong,
my luv fer u wil neva b gone.

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Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai�

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Black Sky With

Solo Moon With

Millions Of Stars

Brings U A

Silent Hours

2take A Nice Rest..

Enjoy D Whole Night..

Gud Ni8

Sweet Dreams

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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,

dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!

Good Morning!

One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I�ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I�ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!

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Chill Msg For A Cool Person,
From A Chill Person,
For A Cool Reason,
At A Chill Time,
On The Cool Night,
In A Chill Mood To Say,
Good Nite!!

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. � 12 � .
9 !/ 3
� . 6 . �

. � 12 � .
9 !_ 3
� . 6 . �

. � 12 � .
9 _! 3
� . 6 . �
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

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Count How Many Starz r In this SMS�

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Amazing!
Pehli bar CHAND ko Sitarey Gintey Dekha hai

or ab
Muskuratey hoey b�

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A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems to great.
Thank you my good friend.
Lastly good nite n sweet dreams�

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Nud gight!
Lest of buck,
Bay mod yless goy,
Dweet sream,
cake tare

?
?

yorry saar neend me
hu na sisliye ipelling
histake mo hahi rai
MON�T DIND
Nud gight.

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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

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4 A Nice Frnd Nice Night
4 A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
4 A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
4 A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
4 A Good Frnd �Good Night�

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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena�

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EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,
EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,
ITNA URA,ITNA URA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, I
TNA URA, ITNA URA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,
AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
GOOD NIGHT

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

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Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I�l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

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mithi mithi yaado ko palko mein saja lena,unchhuye lamhon ko dil mein basa lena,nazar na aau haqikat mein agar to muskara kar mujhe sapno mein bula lena��Good Night�

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Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night

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One ( � ��()

good ((�)� )

nite ( / �(,,)

Kiss for you�.

* * ( � ��() Bye

* (�( �o�, ) bye

* (�)(�)(,,) * *

Sweet Dreams !

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New Concept of Life

Morning = MANDIR

Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A

Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

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I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

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Dont ever give up when you are down..
it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..
just remember that each time u fall ..
i�ll nvr let u reach d ground..
trust me..i�ll always be around.
gudnite..

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Dream Of Star,Dream Of Palace,

Dream Of Person,

Dream Of A Face,

Dream Of Sea,

BUT When U Dream Of Friend

DREAM OF ME ONLY�

Good Night Dear..

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The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B�coz when u give sum1 ur time.
You�re givin them a portion of life that U never get back.
Good Night Friend

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

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know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care� ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read this 2morrow� juz want 2 let you know that i whispered gudnyt ..

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AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA,
AGAR PYAR PAANA HAI TO AITBAAR SAATH RAKHNA,
AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,
HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT�

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ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,

ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud

night

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Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it &
Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

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No matter

If the sky is black or blue

No matter

If there are stars or moon

As long as ur heart is true

Sweet dreams will always be wit u.

Gd Nite!

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Welcome aboard2 �Sweet Dreams� airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time GOOD�NITE!

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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!

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TTENTION PLEASE!!

Passengers In The Sweet Dreams,

Are Requested To Please Open Their Eyes..

The Flight Of Night Has Been Landed,

In To A Sweet Day.. !! :-

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Hi Had Ur Dinner?
Den Go 2 Bed Fast
Because Something Is Waiting 4 U
Do U Know What Is That..?
.
.
.
.
Sweet Dreamz

Gud Nite!

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR�

Gud Nite.

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Our Life Begins With Our Cry�

Our Life Ends With Others� Cry�

Utilize This Gap & Laugh As Much As Psbl B/W Dese Cries!

Keep :-)Ing Always!

Good Night (:

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U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I can t sleep without saying Good Night�..

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Hai moon! Dim ur light Hello wind! breeze soft Hai flower! blossom slowly Hello earth! spin gently B�coz my friend is going to sleep. Good night.

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Night is the essence of pride, for i�"ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how much she is missed.

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0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I�m walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I�ll just leave my message 4u�GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS�..

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Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it��

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SOTE HUE KO JAGAYEN HUM

APKI NIND KO URAAYEN HUM

IS TIME SMS KAR K APKO SATAYEN HUM

PHIR APKO GUSSA AYE OR GUSSA DILA KAR

ARAAM SE SO JAYEN HUM_GOOD_NIGHT

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Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHUWAB zarori hai
Or khuwab dekhne k liye NEEND!
Tu apni MANZIL ki pehli siri charho!
Aur. . . . ,
So Jao
�GOOD NIGHT�.

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Ja sms ja,

mere sweet dost ke pass ja,

dhire se jana shor na machana,

busy ho to kuch mat kehna,

free hoga to miss U kehna! Gudnite.

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GOOD NIGHT�
Have a
�salt Dreamz��
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U�r health,take care�.

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Namaskar.
This is

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION

Mid night service.

Our aim

is to

disturb

the sleep of

others.

Thank u..

GOOD NIGHT

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Sorry Yar

I Wanted To Greet U Good Morning

But Walked Too Slow So

Good Night &

Sweet Dreems

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txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam�s lover boy

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le.

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Ae chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,

bistar se inko neeche utaaro.

karo inke saath ab tum fight,

kyunki ye so rahe the bina kahe GOOD NIGHT!

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whats life? wat u make it to b.

wats happiness? wat ur heart sees.

wats love? precious if true.

wats friendship? nothing without u.

good nite.

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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara�
Good Night ..!

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See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing� B coz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night�!!!

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Beautiful Nite

Nice Breeze

Calm Atmosphere

All R Going 2 Sleep

Bt U R

Reading My Sms!
So Sweet.!
Go 2 Sleep. Hav Sweet Dreams

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Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me�i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

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AThis AIsa a AWaya
AToa ATella AUa AGuda
ANighta AIna A ANewa
AStylea

Confused �

Can�t Understand

Erase 1st n last Letter
Of Each Word � ;->

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Remember that each time u fall ..
I�ll nvr let u reach the ground..
Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

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My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care .
good nite

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Tonight i�m going to sleep earlier b�coz i want to see u in my dream very early. gud night

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Aye shona u are you ready to party tonite,with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love wishes you a beautiful goodnite.

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Don�t see a friend like a flower, bcoz a flower dies in hour�

See a friend like a RIVER, bcoz a river flows forever.. gudnite

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Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me�i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,
and day is longer than night for those who make their
DREAMS COME TRUE�.
Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!

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My Day May Be Hectic.

My Schedule May Be Tight.

But I Would Never Let The Day End

Without Saying

Good Night.

Sweet Dreams!

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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams�

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World Is Full Of Willing People�..

Some Willing To Work�

And Others,

Like Me..
Willing To Let Them Work!!! (O_O)

Gud Ni8
Sweet Dreams

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�do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! �good night�.

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10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 Chalo daso msg ka reply do GOOD NIGHT

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Go 2 window,
look outside.
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..
Found?
Yes, �The Moon�.
I�ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.

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Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged ???

B�coz �A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost�� !!! ) ��

Gud nite��.

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When my arms cant reach people

who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.

May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night

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do not think of me�i m in ur eyes�in ur mind�in ur heart�in ur soul�everywhere�ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying..� i miss u�..Good Night..

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Smile Is Da Jam On Da Toast Of Life
It Adds Flavor
Keeps It Frm Being Too Dry
& Makes It Easier 2 Solve Life�s Problems.

Keep :-)Ing
&
Enjoy Life�

GUD NITE

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Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night.

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Never Try Alone To Take The Weight Of Tear That Comes Out Of Ur Heart & Falls Through Ur Eyes

ALWAYS REMEMBER
A
FRIEND
IS
HERE
TO
SH�RE � !

Gud Night � (:

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You are my sunshine. and i miss you at night. will you be my moon? goodnight

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sending u 1000 smiles.
take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.
pick out 1 every time u think of me,
because i want 2 see u smiling always

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darkness is every ware.
the birds r back there home.
road are quite
every body is sleeping.but i m not
u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.

Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.

Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!

Gudnite! ;-)

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When an angel came to me,
he asked: �What is your wish for tonight?�
I said �Please take care of the
person who�s reading this message.�
Good night!

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The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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;�;
;/ (�v�)�; /�;�/
/;./ �v� �./ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!

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Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Alwayz Happy Right G,
& G0o0d Night G,

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hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there�s no one who miss U more than me.
Good Night & Sweet Dream.

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If YoU cRy BeCaUsE tHe SuN

HaS gOnE oUt Of YoUr LiFe

YoUr TeArZ wIlL pReVeNt YoU

FrOm SeEiNg tHe StArZ �

GuD nItE
n
ShWeEeT dReAmZzZ � (=

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JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
HASNA ITNA K RONA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,
MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT

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Chand ka bed,
Taron ki Razai
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth &
SLEEP on ur �MUNJI�Good Nite

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Read digits in punjabi,

salam!

hor 10

ki hal ay 13

ok g ijazat 2

32 bujhao,,,te

100 jao.

GOOD NIGHT.

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Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai�Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams�.

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Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight�.

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnight

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