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Na Who Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa Ho



Na Who Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa Ho
Mujhe Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisa Ho

Jo Khwaab Dene Ko Qadir Ho Meri Aankhon Ko
Meri Mohabbat Ko Pehchan Sake Woh Aisa Ho

Meri Khatir Marne Ka Hosla Bhi Rakhta Ho
Koi Bhi Ho..Kahi Bhi Ho.. Bas Aisa Ho

Agar Kabhi Rooth Jaoon Mein Usse To
Muskrake Manaye, Woh Aisa Ho

Jo Baat Kare To Woh Nibha Bhi Sake
Iradon Mein Woh Apne, Chattanon Jaisa Ho

Dukhon Mein Hansne Ka Hunar Janta Ho
Ik Aisa Hamsafar Jo Samandar Ki Tarah Gehra Ho

Us Ke Pyaar Ki Thandak Ho Mere Liye Aisi
Ke Woh To Bilkul Aasman Ke Chand Jaisa Ho

Woh Sirf Mera Ho, Jo Nigahon Mein Haya Rakhta Ho
Umar Bhar Saath Chale�!! Bus Humsafar Mera Aisa Ho


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Yeh Mat kehna



Yeh Mat kehna Keh teri Yaad Se Rishta Nahi Rakha
mein Kudh Tanha Rha� Dil Ko Magar Tanha Nahi Rakha

Tumhari Cahton K Phool To Mahfooz Rakhey Hein
Tumhari Nafrtoon K peedh Ko Zinda Nahi Rakha

Mere Gulshan Peh Bhi Aya Hai Mosam Tang Dasti Ka
Khuda Ka Shukar Hai os Ne Mujhe Bhoka Nahi Rakha

Faqt yeh Soch kar Dil Ko Bari Tasqeen Milti Hai
Keh Mein Ne Apne Cahrey Par Koi Cehra Nahi Rakha

Mein APne Haal Mein Kush Hon Wo Apne Haal Mein Kush Hai
Keh Hum Milte To Hein Leykin Rishta Nahi Rakha

Kehin par Naam Hai Tera Kehin Tasveer Hai teri
Kitab Zist Ka Koi Warq Sada Nahi Rakha

Koi Bhi Anjman Ho Bas Tumhara Zikar karte Hein
Tumhari Yaad Say Ghafil Koi Lamha Nahi Rakha

Na Jannay Darbadar phirne Ka Keysa Shok Hai Tujh Ko
Mujhe Yeh To Bata Mujh Mein Kia Nahi Rakha

Mein Tehra Ajnabi Mujh Ko To Galyun Mein Batakhna Tha
Magar Tu Ne Bhi To Koi Dareecha Wa Nahi Rakha

Irshad is Saher Mein Kia Hadsa Ho Ga Keh Logo Ne
Kehin Pathar Nahi Rakha Sisha Nahi Rakha


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Yeh Zindage Ka Safar



Yeh Zindage Ka Safar Tha Kabhi Buhat Dushwar
Huwa Hai Abb Bhi Aasan Teri Rifaqat Se

Ya Rab Humein Talash Kisi Hum Safar Ki Thi
Laiken Yahan To Koi Na Apna Dekhae De

Har Gam Teri Yaad Mein Saath Saath Thi
Mein Dekhne Mein Yun To Akela Safar Mein Tha

Kisi Ko Gher Se Nikalte Hi Mil Gai Manzil
Koi Hamari Tarah Umar Bhar Safar Mein Raha

Mein Ne Kaha Tha Aag Ka Darya Hai Zindage
Abb Hum Safar Bane Ho To Himmat Se Kaam Lo

Safar Ka Saath Hai Yeh Manzilon Ka Saath Nahi
Guzar Hi Jaen Ge Lamhe Hisab Rehne Do

Woh Log Uth Gaye Jin Se Saroon Per Saaya Tha
Jo Hum Safar Hain Woh Pehle Se Maherban Na Tha

Taweel Ho Na Kahien Apni Chahaton Ka Safar
Suna Hi Ahl-E-Talb Umar Bhar Tarapte Hain


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yaad-e-mazi.

yaad-e-mazi.

YaaD e mazi


Yaad-Mazi Mai Jo Ankhon Ko Saza Di Jaye
Is Say Behtar Hai K Har Baat BhulaDi Jaye..


Mai Ne Apno K Raweyon Say Ye Mehsoos Kiya
Dil K Angan Mai B Dewaar Utha Di Jaye..


Mai Ne Yaroon K Bhicharne Say Ye Seekha "MOHSIN"
Apne Dushman Ko B Jeene Ke Dua Di Jaye.....


( poet : Mohsin naqvi)

ashk ankhon main kab nahi ate.

ashk ankhon main kab nahi ate.

Ashk ankhon main kab nahin ata

lahu ata hai jab nahin ata

hosh jata nahin raha lekin
jab wo ata hai tab nahin ata

dil se rukhsat hui koi khwahish
girya kuch be-sabab nahin ata

ishq ka hausala hai shart warna
bat ka kis ko dhab nahin ata

ji main kya-kya hai apne ae hamdam
har sukhan ta ba-lab nahin ata 


(poet : mIR tAQI mIR)


new design poetry.

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karam jab Aal-e-nabi (s.a.w) ka shareek hota hey......
bigar bigar kay har kam thek hota heay........

                         

ek tou husan bala, us par banawat Aafat.....
ghar ujar gaye hazaroo kay, sanwarne wale....

                           

teri nigah bhi is door ki zakat hui.....
joo mustahiq hey usi ko na mili.....

                           

daman chura k Aap ne jana he tha agar.....
nazaree utha kay piyar se dekha tha kis liye....

bohat nazdeek ate jaa rahe ho.....
bicharne ka irada kar liya kiya...??

ishq kay rang liye pheerta hu.....
us ki tasveer bana day koi.......

1 pathan nai khait mai gandam ugaye punjabi funny video and pathan funny jokes

1 pathan nai khait mai gandam ugaye punjabi funny video and pathan funny jokes
        1 pathan nei apne kait me parindo sai tang aa kar putlay ki             
    jaga Iltaf bhi ki photo laga di ...........................................
Parinday phiclay saal jo gandam le gaye thay wo bhi wapis day                                
                                               gaye

Pathan funny sms in weeding pic of nirmal baba and baba ranjit

Pathan funny sms in weeding pic of nirmal baba and baba ranjit


Yao baba shadi la talay wo rice ta nast wo 
3/4 paindi pasidi Cha warta owaile pasi na baba 
Wail za pakpala hum tang shawe yam Khu pa di card ki lekale di 
                       Che 9 bajo na tar 12 bajo pure dodi da 

Animals funny dialoges of dogs and jakals in running

Animals funny dialoges of dogs and jakals in running

Yao gidar kaghaz paida kro che ghar ta laro nu noro
 gidarano ta ye owel che ma da charganu lisence raoray day.
Nuro gidaranu day kpal bacha jur kroche kala kale ta laral nu dogs
warpase shwal yao gidar warta owel che Bacha salamat lisence warta okhayay kana 
Gidar warta owail kpe obasa da tol be taalema de

panjabi funny videos and jokes and pashto funny sms typing

panjabi funny videos and jokes and pashto funny sms typing
2 panjabio ko taliban ne pakra , Talibban ne dono sai pocha kon ho?
Bolay Musalman 1 se pocha naam kia hai Wo bola Ikhlas khan
Taliban ne kaha surat iklas sunao os nai jaldi sai sunae or bach giya
Taliban nai 2nd sai naam pocha wo pareshan ho kar bola 
naam to Yaseen gul hai par pyar sai sab kosar  keh kar bulatay hain 

The funny dailoges between a Pathan and a american

The funny dailoges between a Pathan and a american
American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no 
American : Dog is better than you because it swims 
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
                                              Ge0 PaThAn 

Ek pathan aur panjabi ek shadi mai ek sath bethay huay thay

Ek pathan aur panjabi ek shadi mai ek sath bethay huay thay
Ek shadi me pathan or panjabi ek sath beth gay chawal kai sath murgha bhi rakha hua tha chawal pathan ki taraf tha pathan nai os tray ko ghumaya or murgha apni taraf kiya
 Panjabi : kya kar rahe ho khan sab 
Pathan : da hendu bacheya khpe ye kable ta wi

Yao bunairay doctor la laro no doctor warta wail funny photos and funny sms typing

Yao bunairay doctor la laro no doctor warta wail funny photos and funny sms typing
Yao bunaray doctor la laro Doctor ta wai Doctor saib: Taso khu mata we che shr time ki pa nahara lag game kawa nu sehat ba di kha she. Zama pa sehat khu es qisma tabdili na da ragale 
Doctor warta we: taso sa game kawi?
Bonery warta wai za shar da munz na pas pa nahara bandi pa Nokia mobile ki maar wala game kom

England sai aik pathan nai maa ki dead body bhegi live cricket tv and world cup twenty20

England sai aik pathan nai maa ki dead body bhegi live cricket tv and world cup twenty20
England sai ek pathan ne apni maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji 
Jis kai sath letter tha k ama ki dead body apko mil gae ho gi
ama nai jo kapron kay uper 12 shirts pehni hean wo bhaiyon k lea 
left hand mai jo Ghari hay Baji ke liye 
Jo 50 socks kay joray pehnay hain wo sab keliye 
Ama kay sirhanay kay nichay choklates ka takia hay to wo bachon keliye Ama kay balo mai jo poniyan hain wo choti keliye
& agar kisi aur cheez ki zaroorat ho to bta dena 
Abba ka hallat bhi kharab hai


Sardar in exam and in urdu sms text message

Sardar in exam and in urdu sms text message
Exam mai sawal aya K "challange" kisay kehtay hain 
Sardar nai pura paper khali chor kar last page par likha
"mard ka bacha hai to pass kar kay dikha 


Allama iQBAL & WAPDA

Allama iQBAL & WAPDA
Allama iQBAL Or WAPDA Main 1 Cheez common Hai.....
Pata Hai kia ?
Dono ka 1 Hi Mission;
"Soi Hui Qoam ko Jagaana".

Pathan ka pait kharab

Pathan ka pait kharab
Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya
Doctor k pass gaya
Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga
Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy
Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy
Outgoing bilkul free
hy
Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy
Pait me balance bilkul nhi rehta
Jitna load karo sab khatam hojata hai

Cock and Hen

Cock and Hen
Once a cock was running behind a hen.Suddenly the hen struck with a train and died.The cock said:'MarHumA bari naik thee jaan day de magar chummi ni d! ;-)

Salary and Menses

Salary and Menses
Salary is just like mensis
which comes once in a month & remains for 5 to 6 days & if,
in any month it doesn't come it means u have been fucked.

Meaning of WOMEN

Meaning of WOMEN
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight

Changed My Mind

Changed My Mind
Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Sardarni ki Chutki

Sardarni ki Chutki
Rash se bahri lift me sardar aur sardarni bhi they. Rash ki waja se sardar ji ek khoobsurat larki se ja lage aur phans gae. Sardarni ko buhat bura laga. Lift jab ruki aur log nikle to larki ne Sardar ko zoor se thappar mara aur kaha �Kisi aur ko Chutki katne se pehlay yeh Thappar yaad rakhna�. Sardar ji apni begum key saath gari ki taraf chal pare. Gari ke paas puhanch kar khayaal aaya ke �Main ne to chutki nahi kati thi�. Sardarni Boli: Main ne kaati thi

Upgrading Brain

Upgrading Brain
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

Pizza Hut "Free Delivery"

Pizza Hut "Free Delivery"
Q: Why did Sardar ji take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Biwi Pind ki

Biwi Pind ki
Santa to banta : Yaar Tumhari Biwi shehar(city) ki hai ya pind(village) ki..

Banta : Pind ki.

Santa : ooh acha main sam jha shayed Tumhari hai

Oh! "How Mannerless"

Oh! "How Mannerless"
Aj Kal Larkiyo Ke Kapde
Yahan Se Less
Wahan Se Less
Kabhi Sleevless
To Kabhi Bakeless
Or Koi Larka Ghur Ke Dekhe To
Oh! "How Mannerless"

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai, Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar : Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Naag Do Not Punch Me

Naag Do Not Punch Me
Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar, Naag Do Not Punch Me

Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja

Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja
Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein
Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja

Green, Pink & Yellow?

Green, Pink & Yellow?
Interviewer: Can U Make A Sentence Using Green, Pink & Yellow?
Sardar: O Yah Yah Ji Y Not,My Phone Rings�,GREEN GREEN, I PINK It Up And Say YELLOW
;-);-)

Sardar Ji aur Song's Ringtone

Sardar Ji aur Song's Ringtone
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthaun? 30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega

Sardarji Maths Ke Teacher

Sardarji Maths Ke Teacher
Sardarji Khali Katory Me Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha: Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hen?

Sardarji: Me Maths Ka Teacher Hon, Me Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay..

Sardar Jee vs Sardar Jee

Sardar Jee vs Sardar Jee
1st Sardar: Yaar Jail Ko Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hen?
2nd Sardar : Kyun K Jail Main Sirf Hawa Or Laat Hi Khane Ko Milti Hai

Cable ka Taar Check Karwao

Cable ka Taar Check Karwao
Molana sahab jumma ke khutbe main: Aaj kal cable par channel bohat kharab arahai hai.
Pathaan: Nai, hamare ghar to saaf arahe hai,app apna taar check kerwao

Bandarya Msg Parh Rahi Hai

Bandarya Msg Parh Rahi Hai
1 Bandarya ro ro k gir gira k iltija kr rahi thi
"Ya Allah mje prhne ki tofeeq ata ferma"

Wo lmhe qabuliat k thay, uski dua kabool ho gaye
Ab masha allah woh msg parh rahi hai

Parda Kar Lo

Parda Kar Lo
Boy Girl sy:
Jaan parda kar lo, aa gey sindhi mohalla hy
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Thori dair k baad,Girl Booli:
JaNu ab TuM parda karo, aa gey Pathano ka Mohalla hay.!

Dost Pathan Se

Dost Pathan Se
Dost Pathan Se: APRIL FOOL Manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost: Kis K sath?

Pathan: Bivi K sath! hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diya Jab Wo Pareshan Howa To Hum Bola: APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

Khan 2 his Friend

Khan 2 his Friend
Pathan 2 his Frnd: Ye jo table pe admi hy, um ko bht bura lgta hy,

Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hn,

Pathan: wo jiska muchen hn,

Frnd: muchen to subki hn,

Pathan: wo jiska kapra supaid hy,

Frnd: wo to sub k sufaid hn,

Pathan ny pistol nikala aur 3 admion ko mar kr bola, "ye jo reh gya hy, isko um nai choray ga"

Ek Train Ulat ne ka Case (??? ???? ????? ?? ???)

Ek Train Ulat ne ka Case (??? ???? ????? ?? ???)
Train k driver jo k Pathan tha, us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Qyun utaari.

Pathan : 0 yara ! ek banda samnay aa gya tha to brake marne ka tyme nai tha. Humara asistant ne bola ke is k upar chara do..

Wakeel : phir ???

Pathan : yarA ! wo banda patrii se utar gya

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge � supply plz�! :-) )

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Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.

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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,

Book Means:

B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->

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Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

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Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
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Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..

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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)

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Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ�

Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.

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Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

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1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na�

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)

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Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

�Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega �

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

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Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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to

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to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya�

Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya

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KFC New Prices

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani�

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

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Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,

Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

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Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
�Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
�Govt.�
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi�

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Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to�

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TV On karo�.

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

k

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

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Par mein kahan Jaaon??

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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,

�Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?�

Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.

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Cheel urri

Kawwa urraa

Maina urri

Chirria urri

Gadha urra

Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia

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Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho

Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho

Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko

Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho�

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Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!

Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!

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__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)

Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki

Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!

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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost�

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Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti �

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga � ;->

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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi

aur
aur
aur

Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..

=============================

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

==========================

Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB�.

Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai�

==========================

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha��

==========================

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena�.

======================

Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

:

:

:

:

:

Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(

==========================

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.

==========================

Best Sms of 1947.
.

.


Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..

=============================

Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi�

Aaj na koi bahana hoga �

Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam�

Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga

=======================

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

.

.

.

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

===========================

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.

.

.

Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

===========================

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere�
Aajib Tera Style Hai�
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

===========================
Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.

2- ��!!!!

============================

Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho

�

�

�

�

Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho�!

=======================

Koi�

Galti

Ghhustakhi

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tou

Is

Akhri

Mahenay

Me

;

;

;

;

Mujh

se

Mafi maang lo

Q

k

;

Me aaj achay mood mai hoon

=========================

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain�

============================

Are utho�

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..

========================

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

==========================

Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)

===========================

4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

==========================

Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
.

.

.

Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?

==========================

Girl�s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
�Hamaari Maange�
pichhe se awaaz aayi
�Sindhoor se bharo

=========================

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

=======================

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha�.!

Wah Wah

========================

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai�!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
�Band Hai��

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

�Chalu Hai..�

=========================

Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
.

.

.

.

Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)

==========================

Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?

?

?

?

?

NO SPACE
.
.

No SPACE

==========================

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS
Koi PYAR kehta hai,
Koi Muhabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log BANDAGI kehte hain,
Magar jinke sath hum DOSTI kerte hain,
Unhain hum apni zindagi kehte hain.

==========================

Jo sanson ko mehka jaye woh Khushbu ho Tum,
Jo aankhon ko nazar aaye woh Roshni ho Tum,
Jo neend main aajaye woh Sanpa ho tum,
Utha k hath jo mangi woh Dua ho Tum.

==========================

Kabhi lagta hai k Dosti kuch nahi
Hai na?
Kabhi lagta hai Dosti bin kuch nahi,
Kabhi lagta hai Tum kuch nahi,
To
Kabhi lagta hai Tum Bin kuch nahi.

==========================

Log milte hain EVERY TIME,

Pasand aaty hain SOME TIME,
Dosti hoti hai ONE TIME,
Jo rehti hai LIFE TIME.

==========================

Meri dharkanon main aapka he raaz hoga,
Meri baat ka bas yehi andaz hoga,
Kabhi bewafai nahi karte hum.
Dosti main meri dosti pe aapko hamesha Naaz hoga.

==========================

Dosti bina zindgi viran hoti hai,

akele har raah sunsan hoti hai.

sachhe dost ka hona hai zaruri

kyonki, dost se har muskil aasaan hoti hai.

==========================

Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,

Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya.

Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,

Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.

=============================

Sari umar ankho mein ek sapna yad raha,

Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yad raha.

Jane kya baat thi uS dost me,

Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas vo dostana yad raha.

================================
Kash such ye mera sapna ho jaye,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost apna ho jaye,

Khuda hamari dosti sada salamat rakhay,
Warna Lafz-e-Dosti he Fana ho jaye.

===============================

Yaqeen pe yaqeen dilatay hain dost,
Raah chaltay ko bewakoof banatay hain dost,
Gold Leaf bol kar Gold Flake pilaty hain dost,
Par kuch bhi kaho, Saalay yaad bohat aaty hain dost

===============================

Na chupana koi baat Dil main ho agar,
Rakhna thora Bharosa aap hum per,
Hum nibhayengay Dosti ka Rishta is Qadar,
Kay Na Bhula pao gay humain Zindagi bhar.

===============================

Dosti �Hurf� nahi jo Mit jaye,
Dosti �Umar� nahi jo Dhal jaye,
�Safar� nahi jo maqam paye,
Ye woh Ehsaas hai k kisi k liye agar jiya jaye to Zindagi kam parr jaye.

===============================

Dosti ki tarap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil main lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho hum main lekin,
Aap jese sathi ko bhulaya nahi jata.

===============================
Kabhi geet ban kay,

Kabhi saaz ban kay,
Kabhi soch ban kay,
Kabhi Aawaz ban kay,
Kabhi Baat ban kay,
Kabhi Raaz ban kay,
Hum Aapke Dost rahen gay,
Hamesha ek Yaad ban kay.

===============================

Din ka ujaala ho ya raat ki khamoshi,
Aapki chahat humain tanha hony nahi deti,
Khuda ne diya humhain aap jesa dost,
Bas yehi khushi humain raat bhar sonay nahi deti.

=================================

Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon par doston ki Hukumat hai,
Aap jese doston ki wajah se yahan hain hum,
Warna!
Hollywood ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

================================

If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I�ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate
you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!()

****************

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend

****************

FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A TREE,

IT is not measured on how long it is,

but how deep the roots have grown

****************

Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging u
why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine

****************

Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a Word to say,
It doesn�t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

****************

People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because
I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend

****************

Request hai thumse refuse mat karna,
friendship ka bulp ko fuse mat karna,
hum dost hai thumare confuse mat hona,
meri jagaha kisi ko choose mat karna�.

****************

T.R.U.E friends r like mornings,
u cnt hav thm tha whole day,
but u can be sure,
thy ll b thr whn u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and 4ever

****************

To live a life i need heartbeatand
and to have heartbeat i need a heart,
To hav heart i need happiness and to
hav happiness i need a friend
and 4 a friend i need U Today
Tomorrow and ALWAYS

****************

Rat ko pucha mujsy chand sitaro ny
Tujhy bhula dia tery JIGRI yaro ny
Meny kaha bhule nhi hay FARYAD to kerte hongy
Mere SmS parh kr Mujy yad to krty hongy!

****************

Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

****************

God picked up a flower and dipped
it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which
turned in to u, and the he gifted to me
and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

****************

Trueee frndzr lik morningz,
yu cant hav dem da whole day,
but yu can beee sure,
they will beee dere when
yu wake up 2morrow,
next yr & fr evr.

****************

Trueeee meaning ov frnd ship:
Where dere iz nooo compromize
in telling da secret.
& dere iz no secret
fr wich yu neeed 2 compromize.

****************

Ve smyle at whom Ve Lik,
Ve cry fr whom Ve care,
Ve laugh wid whom ve enjoy,
& Ve be cum angry with whom ve feel iz our own�
Thats Frnd ship�
Thats Luv�

****************

H��.M. T��.M. is complete wid out �U�
nd FR�ENDSH�P will nevr bee complete
without �I�, So �U� n �I� have to be there
fr evr if yu want HUM ( ) and ( ) Tum tooo bee frnds.

****************

Feeelings are Many, buh Wordz are few�
Cloudz are dark, buh Sky iz blue�
Luv iz a paper, Life iz a glue�
Every thing iz false� but
Frnd ship is Trueeee�!!

Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Good Morning

******************************************************

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

******************************************************

,_o/' Pleasant
'l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

******************************************************

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
�Good Morning�

******************************************************

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana...
Good Morning....

******************************************************

Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It�s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)


******************************************************

I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d___l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...

******************************************************

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio � Good morning !!!


******************************************************

#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care....!

******************************************************

Subha Ki kiran boli...
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai...

:"GOOD MORNING":

Your Love

******************************************************

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

******************************************************


Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.
Good Morning

******************************************************

I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday.... Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday.... But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning

******************************************************

Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair.
Good Morning

******************************************************

Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

******************************************************

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....


******************************************************

The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

******************************************************

Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

******************************************************

New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

******************************************************

Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

******************************************************

My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine...Good morning

******************************************************

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....

******************************************************

Never Get Tired of Trying for Something wich U Really Want to Acheive,Be Strong & Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U. Good morning

******************************************************

twinkle twinkle lazy star. kitna soye ga uth ja yar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye, then sms me and say hi.... :) GOOD MORNING

******************************************************

FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS,IN DTHE MORNING THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL BT DURING DE DAY THEY ARE UNHAPPY,LET THAT NOT OUR FRIENDSHIP'GUD MORNING

******************************************************

'Life is fortified by many friendships, to love and be loved is the greatest blessing.Fate determines who comes into our lives, the heart determines who stays.'.... Good Morning!

******************************************************

Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day.

******************************************************

Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................

******************************************************

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


******************************************************

New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...

******************************************************

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning

******************************************************

I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

******************************************************

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

******************************************************

One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...

******************************************************

No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u"ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

******************************************************

Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...

******************************************************

If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good Morning

******************************************************

Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...

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A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me.

Good Morning

******************************************************



All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

******************************************************


5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again

******************************************************

()'''''()
( ,'0')'')
Hi!!
('')('')
Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
Sasta padta hai yaar.....................

******************************************************
Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

******************************************************

The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,
whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
A Morning is a wonderful blessing

******************************************************

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning�?

******************************************************

Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
�Plz try Letter�

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k

�agr lrka hua tu keha Pass�

aur

�agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail�

.

Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya

.

tu nurse boli �srdar g supply I hy�

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Doctor

�App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge�



Sardar

�Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta�

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 Funny SMS

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
�SHANTI� ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.

Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?

Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya
1 Larki Kad 5'3'' Rang Gora Name Geeta
Jise Mily Puppi le le
Payment ho gae ha.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga

To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A Man Jumped In Water & Didn't Come Out..

Another Man Jumped In & Didn't Come Out..

A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That..

"Human Being Is Soluble In Water"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,
Friend: acha wo kaise?

Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath
bethi thi..!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahi

Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sardarni 2 sabziwala:

Ye kiya ha?

Sabziwala ;

Mooli ha

sardarni ;

Tumhary liye yeh Mooli ha

Aur mery liye
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mamooli

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sardar SMS

Pathan Jokes

Pathan Jokes
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?

Tota bola PATHAN.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
"KESi HO"
Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne
Laga...
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:

"DELIVERED"

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Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."

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Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

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Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."

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Funny SMS

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

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Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

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1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha t� wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

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Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

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Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor� K�,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L�.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
.
.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
�Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale�

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Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
.
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
�Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga�

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Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

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Pathan: R u male or female?
.
Khusra: Both
.
Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sex
with male or female?
.
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
.
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

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Pathan Jokes
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